She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”
His name was jarred hes nineteen
(via boyztothemax)
“What does the chef recommend?”
“Sir, this is a mcdonalds”
(via thebootydiaries)
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
(Source: eggrollablunt, via thebootydiaries)
I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself
Isn’t boomerang like.. free?
She can’t afford it
I can’t afford it
(via pooping-in-ikea)
